Super-Size Me!

True masculinity is impossible without a substantial volume of male meat

I get so much spam in my inbox, that I’ve decided to make a list of some of the more interesting subject lines, regarding the apparently much-needed enlargement of my male meat.

• Length and strength is what your di’ck really needs!
• The best juicy pussies are waiting to be drilled with your new big penis
• Have you ever felt a kiss of a womb? With your new big rod you’ll feel it!
• Prepare your love wand for the next battle>
  I refuse to say anything about this, as I might offend a billion Harry Potter fans. Doh! Too late!
• Turn your trouser mouse into a one-eyed giant with this brand new medicine
  Medicine? But I wanted to use my magic love-wand to turn a mouse into a giant.
• It’s time you thought about getting your sausage bigger
• Get more pleasure in love with your new big phallus
• As your dic’k gets larger, no woman will say “no”
• life is short, dont have a small cock all your life
• You must be The Real Man with huge dignity
• 94% of women agree a larger penis is a visual turn-on
  85% of statistics are made up on the spot.
• New size for Men especially for new feelings of women at once
• My new guy’s prick is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
• ladies like em big, so i enlarged my cock just to please them..
• My wife complains about my small cock ALL THE TIME!
• Tiny pen!s is certainly the worst thing for a lover
• Guys with small pen!s look pitiful
• True masculinity is impossible without a substantial volume of male meat
• Ask us how to achieve your true manhood. We’ve got an answer!
• Great opportunity to give her a real pleasure
• Know her from the sexual side how is she inside exactly
• Your insatiable chick will be full of pleasure
• Larger penls for you
• There are no losers among the possessors of long dic’ks. Now you can be one of them!
• Take a challenge of a penile size competition and win with our wonder-med!cine!
• All sweet flowers succumb to big rod
  Yes, I imagine they would
• Oh don’t stop its so big : )
• Don’t give in, fight for your manliness!
• Your penis will get a bigger size and you’ll love it
• Let her flower blossom with passion
  Then I get to smash it with my big rod?
• Greater size means more self-confidence
• Sail down the love canal more confidently
• Your baby-maker needs to be bigger in order to perform its functions well
• May i ask why you’re so unhappy with your dic’k?
• Let your dic’k become something she will never forget!
• Undoubtedly size DOES matter!
• Increase your penile size and feel the difference!
• With bigger dic’k you will stimulate more special hidden spots inside female vag!na
• We provide for you a real advantage to turn her on
• Enter the world of boundless sensual enjoyments with a new big pen!s!
• Hottest sluts admit, that larger dicks taste much better…
  Idiots say, red cars go much faster…
• She will moan with utmost pleasure, as your new long dick penetrates her twat
• The real truth on penis enlargement is our new product!
• now I am a new man
• May i ask why you’re so unhappy with your dic’k?
• Rarely will you meet a girl who would say she likes small dic’ks
  What about the girl with the tiny mouth?
• $e>< was never so crazy before! Manster is your new sexual reality!
• Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!
  This is just wrong on so many levels, that I can’t actually think of anything to say about it. No, just no.
• Cannot boast of a dick longer than average? Try this and add a couple of inches!
• It’s time to enlarge your penis choosing the safest, doctor approved method!
• Your short sword could be much longer and win you more s’e_xual battles!
  So I can either be a wizard with a love wand or a warrior with a sword? Sweet! I want to be a half-orc barbarian with a +3 long sword of skewering!
• Massive rod is what you need to make your beloved lady adore you!
  What, you mean beat her with a stick until she does what I want?
• Don’t you think it’s time you stopped being a loser with a tiny pen!s?
• New possibility to satisfy her dreams immediately
• Never resign to possessing a short penis… Make it longer!
• Now it is possible to have sex more than 10 times a day
• We’ll teach you how to get a schlong you could be proud of!
• All men wish it was large
• Still have doubts about penis enlargement? Go for it with Megadik!
• Feel no shame at your dic’k size anymore
• I’ve gained an inch and a half so far
• For the moment it’s the best possible way to increase your pen!s
• Does your Mr. Winkie need upgrading? Our offer will interest you
• Make your little soldier serve better adding some extra inches to its length
• There’s no need to enumerate all the advantages of the bigger pen!s
  Actually, since this is a programming/technology blog, there is a absolute need for this!
  foreach( Advantage adv in BigPenis.Advantages )
  {
    Console.WriteLine( adv.ToString() );
  }
• With bigger penis you get advantage even over more handsome guys
• Something tells me you’re dreaming of greater size of your penis
• Give your partner new feelings while have a sex
• Your women were never so pleased with your penis
• All that really matters for a hot woman, is a size of your dic’k!
• Become a tireless lover with your new big and hard dic’k
• Don’t miss out your chance to become a s’e_xual giant
• Never accept your small dic’k as the inevitable
• Make her grin
• If you treat your filly as a goddess, why not become a God in her bedroom?
• It’s amazing how this wonderful pill can improve your dik!
• You surely deserve to be packed with larger d’ck
• I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
  Well, if he keeps on heading out to the pub during sex, that would seem to be a problem with you and not the size of my dick
• If your girl cannot be satisfied with your weewee, you have to turn it into a schlong!
• Women like big ones
• Dreamin’ of having a huge schlong, like black bros have? Now that’s not a problem!
• With larger peni’s you will have the hottest women at your feet
• she’ll be wet if she knows your packing a big sausage,
• Gigantic rod may be easily obtained with this new medicine
• yes it gets big, yes it gets strong, yes you can do it
• Women DO luv it bigger
• all jokes aside, yeah you do got a tiny cock
• no pissing around now, you need to enlarge your cock
• I have girls that ring me for sex now, its amazing!
• fuck her with driving force when you enlarge you cock
• i was worried too until i enlarged my dick, its amazing
• you will score with ease if you enlarge your dick
  So how does this work? Do I have to drop my pants in the bar? Or will they just somehow know to follow me home?
• turn all the girls on with a large piece of manhood
• she might stay with you if your dick gets bigger
• if your sick of the girls leaving, enlarge your pole
• Give her something to smile about
  Diamonds?
• Even if you were not born with a massive rod, you may easily obtain it
• wopper

Big Mac (Oh, that’s just as bad!)

• Bigger penis is not just an illusion
• Trust this wonder-medicine for penis
• My friends ask what my secret is and I say it’s in my pants!
• penis pills make ya dick stand tall like the eiffel tower
• dont get held back because of your little willy anymore!
• Experience astonishing sensations in bed with your new big penis
• Your new big penis will win you a reputation of unsurpassed lover
• she never cums? make your dick big and she wont stop
• keep her entertained and swinging off your manhood
  Ummm, no thanks. (ouch!)
• I feel like a full man now that i have an extra 3 inches
• keep the kitty kat happy and make ya cock massive
  Fattening up the chicken and feeding it to the lion will make the lion happy? Finally, a subject line that actually makes sense!
• make your way through everyday with a massive penis
• No doubt! Your bigger penis will make them jealous!
• no need to feel shy when you slap her in the face with ya dick
  But I can still feel like a total asshole, right?

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